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There’s good music, and there’s bad music, and then there’s eurobeat, which is both.

You know McDonald’s strawberry milkshakes? I love McDonald’s strawberry milkshakes. It both isn’t food and transcends food, creating a delicious synthetic world of its own.

Now imagine a 0,4l cup of espresso that tastes like strawberry milkshake. That’s eurobeat. Sometimes, when I really, really need to get things done, I listen to this stuff at work for hours. Days, even, but that’s putting a strain on my sanity.

There are only two possible reactions to this music: 1) God, that’s terrible. 2) God, that’s terrible, (but I still haven’t pressed stop.)

6 Responses to [Insert random meaningless lyrics here]

  1. Arnfinn Pettersen says:

    Ooooh. Boney M on speed.

  2. Bjørn Stærk says:

    Yup. This is what happened to disco after everybody stopped listening to it.

  3. Arnfinn Pettersen says:

    Damn, man, you got me hooked on that Franz Tornado-song. Luckily eMusic could fix me up. I hold you personally responsible.

  4. Bjørn Stærk says:

    Oops, I accidentally deleted your comment Arnfinn (there were duplicates, I deleted the second, and then the first disappeared as well..). Here’s the whole thing: “Man, this stuff is addictive. Mixed with six shots of espresso it’s … very effective.I dont’t drink milkshakes, but it reminds me of the dispenser-coke at university: Sweet, cheap, sugary, with a vague taste of the real stuff and in huge doses. “

  5. Bjørn Stærk says:

    “Man, this stuff is addictive.”Muahaha .. another victim hooked.

  6. Arnfinn Pettersen says:

    Hopefully it will pass when I’m not in a “have to get things done”-phase. Right now I want to be hooked. And try to resist downloading The Royal Eurobeat Orchestra of Bazookistan.

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